Funny Kid Quotes 2022

Another year has gone by and that means it's time for this past year's funny (and some sweet) kids' quotes! Here they are!

Debbie was laughing at something funny John did. Brooke smiled and said, "Awe mom, look at you! You are making good times together!" 

1-23-22 

David: "Guess who gave us this playdough... Santa."
Brooke: "Santa is the nicest person in this whole house!!!" 

1-26-22

For the past month Aaron has said prayers like this... 

John: "Say dear Heavenly Father." 

Aaron: "Dear Heavenly Father." 

John: "Thank you for the food." 

Aaron: *whispering* "I wanna say it!" 

John: "Ok. Go ahead." 

Aaron: "Thank you for the food..." *whispers* "and what else?" 

2-25-22

  

Brooke: "It's so fancy to see you and daddy kiss on the lips every morning when he goes to work!" 

2-28-22

Walking home from dropping the older kids off at school, Aaron sat down on some grass to take a break. 

Aaron: "Mom how about you move our house on the grass." 

Deb: "You want me to bring our house over here so we don't have to walk the rest of the way home?" 

Aaron: "Yeah." 

Deb: "I don't think I can. Our house is too big for me to move it." 

Aaron: "How about you eat a lot of food." 

Deb: "Eat a lot of food so I get bigger and I can carry the house?" 

Aaron: "Yeah that would be silly. You just eat a lot of food and then you get bigger and then you move the house over here. That's a funny story. Haha! The end." 

3-3-22

Brooke: "Mom I like going (to the store) with just me and you. It's so nice and quiet when dad's not chattling with you." 

3-4-22

While leaving Grandma and Grandpa Le Starge’s house, Aaron turned to say bye to everyone. 

Aaron: "What’s your name?"

Morgan: "Morgan." 

Aaron: "Bye Rogain."

Deb and John: "No, Aaron. It’s Morgan." 

Aaron: "Oh. Bye Morgan." 

2-26-22

Deb and Aaron while walking home from church. 

Deb: "Look Aaron! There’s your friend from nursery. Say, “Hi, Crew.”

Aaron: "Hi… what’s that guy’s name again?" 

Deb: "Crew." 

Aaron: "Hi poo." 

3-6-22

Deb had taken a corn dog off its stick to cut it up for Zack. Brooke then asked which corn dog was hers because she wanted the one on the blue plate. 

Aaron: “This one Brooke. Haha! Just kidding.” 

He had held up the empty stick. That was a pretty good joke to come from a barely three year old. 

3-24-22 

David: "Brooke, if it's your birthday and you just woke up, what would be the first thing you would do?" 

Brooke: "Go and see if Julia and Tami are at the door." 

3-25-22

David: "Baby Zack just laughs when he sees people go to the bathroom." (Brooke and Aaron usually forget to shut the door)

Aaron: "Tami do you have to peep? You have to peep Tami."

Tami: "Oh, if poo is poop, pee must be peep..." 

4-8-22

Deb: "Papa es en el baño." 

John: "What?"

Deb: "I was just telling the kids where you are because they want you to read them Harry Potter. Except that I said it in Spanish and they don't speak Spanish. And neither do I." 

Brooke: "I speak sandwich!" 

4-12-22 

Brooke after getting a concussion and going to the hospital, not being able to keep food and water down for 24 hours and finally having more energy on the 3rd day: "I like the hospital. It's so comfy!" 

4-20-22

 

Deb: "Ok. We're having leftovers for dinner. Who wants the pizza?" 

Brooke: "Blech." 

Aaron: "Uh uh." 

Deb: "How about you David? It has olives on it." 

David: "Gross." 

Deb: "Oh come on. You're my kid that always says, "put olives on it, put olives on it!" 

David: "Yeah, I used to like olives. *switches to a western accent* but now I'm a different man." 

4-27-22

Aaron: "Mom, you should get a pet spider."

Deb: "A pet spider? Would you pet it?"

Aaron: "No. Cause that's too scary."

5-4-22

Aaron: "Here Mom, this wish stick is for you!"

Deb: "Oh! Do I have to make a wish?"

Aaron: "Yeah. Do you wish for a Barbie?"

Deb: "No."

Aaron: "What do you wish for?"

Deb: "How about a clean house?"

Aaron: "Oh. Uh... That won't work." 

5-5-22

David: "I like your lipstick mom."

Deb: "Thanks!"

David: "Did Brooke do it?"

5-5-22

Brooke to Deb at DI. 

Brooke: "Oh Mom, can we look at clothes for me now?"

Deb: "Sure!"

Brooke: "And then we can look at clothes for you too Mom! Because Dad's not here so he won't see all our junk! Because that's what he calls it every time we go to a yard sale."

5-13-22

Deb: "Julia, I'm paying for it. It's your birthday!"

Julia: "No, it's $60."

Deb: "$60 isn't a lot."

Julia: "You're the person that's eaten stinky cheese your whole life."

Tami: "It's a choice!"

Deb: "Yeah, it is a choice..." 

5-13-22

David: "Aaron! Put the car back!"

Aaron: "Ugh. Ok David! I just a little kid!"

5-15-22

Aaron: "Mom, me and you are the same."

Deb: "How are we the same?" 

Aaron: "Because we are just twins."

5-25-22

 

The kids were playing a game and had to make up what super powers they had to get away from the monster. 

Brooke: "Mine is showing my beauty and running really fast... And ya know like making rainbows... And stuff like that." 

6-2-22

Aaron: "Why did you get Cheetos?"

John: "They’re for dad."

Aaron: "Well make sure to share them with me, Brookie, and me!"

6-6-22

Brooke: "My favorite game to play is duck, duck, goose because you can run really fast and the mosquitoes can’t get you."

6-7-22

Brooke: "Don't leave me!"

Aaron: "Brooke just run like a cheeto! Like this Brooke! Just run like a cheeto!"

6-8-22

Zack had fallen asleep for a nap in Deb's bed. He rolled over in his sleep and did the raspberries with his mouth three times. Deb thought maybe he had woken up, but nope. He was still asleep. 

6-13-22

Another picture of Zack. Deb hadn't heard him for a while and found him asleep by her bed like this. Not sure if he did that on purpose or just got stuck. Haha!

David was walking around wearing a mermaid tail blanket waist down. 

Deb: "David stop being a mermaid and go get pants on! We have to go!"

David: "Manmaid!"

6-30-22

Aaron: "Mom! Next time I wanna stay a hundred days at Grandma's!"

Deb: "100 days! Why?"

Aaron: "Cuz I wanna stay here my whole life!" 

7-5-22

John, Debbie, David and Brooke were playing Marco Polo in the pool and Brookie was it. She followed Debbie and tagged her. 

Debbie: "Brooke did you have your eyes closed?"

Brooke: "I did have my eyes closed but I peaked a little bit."

7-14-22

David: "Mom, I had to watch Brooke and Aaron and Charlie while Peter's mom was busy and I get how hard it is now! It is so hard to watch a bunch of kids that are just fighting and arguing and not listening to you the whole time! From now on, I'm going to make it easier for you and I'm not going to argue or be mean." *10 minutes later David was arguing with Brooke.* 

Mom: "David, I thought you were going to be better and not fight."

David: "Don't you remember? I quit that! It was too hard!"

7-21-22

Deb: "David, did you know that they say that fireworks were invented in China?"

David: "I understand! China makes a lot of stuff for us." 

7-23-22

Brooke, David and Aaron decided to play the quiet game. Brooke was trying to act something out but Deb couldn't figure it out. 

Brooke: "I'll give you a clue. The word starts with wom."

Deb trying not to laugh: "Wom?" 

Brooke: "Uh huh! And then om." 

Deb:... (Thinking in her head "wombat?...") 

Brooke: "Walmart! It's Walmart! I want to drive to Walmart and buy more apples!"

7-25-22

While on a walk, Deb had to stop to help calm down Zack who was crying and trying to climb out of the stroller. Everyone got ahead of her and she hurried to catch up when Aaron noticed and stopped riding his bike. He said, "I'll wait for you mom!" And waited for Deb to catch up so he could ride his bike by her. He then said, "I love you mom!" 

8-1-22

Brooke: "The monster’s gonna eat us."

Aaron: "He’s not gonna eat me, cause I’m gonna run really fast. And he’s not gonna eat you because you can put my helmet on!"

8-7-22

Brooke: "Dad, you look like you need someone to come and sit on your lap."

*Brooke comes and sits on John's lap* 

Brooke: "Because I'm just feeling cuddly today."

8-8-22

Brooke: "Mom, if sugar is good for you how come you keep not letting us have any." 

8-17-22

One day, David was so angry that he had to pick up his toys downstairs that he started complaining to Mom that she was just being lazy for not doing it for him and that he wished he could trade jobs with her. After a busy day of errands and housework, Debbie wasn't having it. She listed all the things she had done that day and asked if he still wanted to trade. Being stubborn, David said yes so the next day (Saturday) he and Mom traded chore lists for the day. All Deb had to do was pick up a handful of legos while he had a list of about 8 things (Deb had left off a few like changing diapers, grocery shopping and errands, and cleaning up surprise messes from his siblings). 

David was a good sport about it at the start, wanting to prove it wasn't so bad. By about 3 pm, David was cranky and fed up with it. Deb went to sit down for a minute and heard David arguing with John about having to sweep the kitchen and John responding back, "It sucks to be Mom, David! It just sucks!! So just stop complaining and do it!" (Strong words for John. Haha!) At this point, Deb came to help again. Once the day was over, David apologized. 

A few days later, David came home from school and asked, "How was your day Mom?" 

Deb replied, "Busy!" 

David: "I believe it!" 

He didn't complain as much about doing chores for a few weeks after that.

9-3-22

Deb had to pick up Brooke and David from school to run a last minute errand before making dinner. They didn’t know and had already started walking home. When Deb drove up to them, David was holding Brooke’s hand so she could walk with her eyes closed because she was scared of the Halloween decorations at one of the houses.
10-24-22

Aaron: "I’m gonna try and see Santa this year!"
Deb: "Yeah, and see him come down the chimney?"
Aaron: "Yeah."
Deb: "It’s a good thing our chimney’s big. Do you think Santa will fit in it?"
Aaron: "No. I think he’ll just break our house."
10-26-22

3 year old Aaron walking into the bathroom: “Ugh! Brooke you have to flush! Do I have to do all the work for you?”
10-28-22

Brooke: "Mom, is God the softest person in the world?"
Deb: "Uh, I’m sure he could be."
Brooke: "Oh yeah! Because of his robe."
10-31-22

Aaron was too cold and came home from trick or treating half way through. The rest of the kids kept going including one year old Zack who yelled, “Uh uh!” every time John tried to ask if he was tired or wanted to go home. Zack stayed the entire time and made sure to grab a candy with each hand from everyone, including the house that had full sized candy bars (they let him keep both) and a lady that insisted he put one back.
10-31-22

Every time Aaron tries to say he’s bored, he just whines and says, “I’m so boring!”
11-12-22

Brooke: "Mom, there was a song saying that Doc McStuffins is ten so I think that she’ll be a real doctor now!"
Deb: "Because she’s ten years old?"
Brooke: "Yeah! Do you want to know why I want to be a doctor? There’s three things. Number one, because I think it would be fun. Two, because the tools look fun to use and the last reason is because I like helping people."
11-14-22

David jinxed Brooke and said: "Haha Brooke! Now you can’t talk until someone says your name!"
Mom: "David, you just said her name..."
David: "Ugh!"
11-18-22

Just like every past year, we put up the Christmas tree and it didn’t stand a chance. Before the night was over, all three of the boys had pulled off every ornament they could reach on the bottom half. They like to throw them as high up on the tree as they can and watch or listen to them fall down like a game of plinko. They also pulled out the ribbon around the tree and Zack ate a few of the fake styrofoam berries on it. Also this year, Brooke didn’t take off a single ornament and she took special care to help decorate the tree nicely.
11-20-22

Deb: "What do you want to get dad for Christmas?"
Brooke: "Well he’s not a kid so he probably won’t want a toy or like a cute-sie little thing. Maybe something he’ll use for the kitchen, like a plate? Oh or tools! I could get him a little tiny baby screwdriver!"

In the end, she got him a bug zapper.
11-23-22

John: "Aaron, come back to bed."
Aaron: "But Dad! Dad! You’re not the boss."
Deb: "Yeah, he is Aaron."
Aaron: "No. Jesus is!"
11-28-22

Deb: I came into the kitchen and heard Aaron outside crying. He had decided to go out with no shoes or coat and was in shorts and a t-shirt in the snow. He wanted to ride his bike around the yard but got stuck and with no shoes to walk through the snow, he just stayed there and cried. I don’t think he was out there for very long, but I’m glad I heard him!
12-1-22

Deb was walking down stairs and found Aaron and Zack coming upstairs with a tupperware of cold green beans. We had had them with our dinner the night before and John put the leftovers away in a small whipped cream tub we were reusing. They had snuck downstairs with the container to eat whipped cream without Mom knowing but found cold green beans instead!

12-14-22

We sure had fun reading the sweet and silly things our little kiddos have said this past year! We'll miss this stage when they get older but it'll be fun to reread it all again sometime! Maybe we'll have to make a list of all the top quotes when they're all grown but that won't be for a while. Until then, we will be busy "making good times together!"