Funny Kid Quotes 2020

 Le Starge Kids’ Quotes 2020

Here are all the funniest things our kids have said and done in the year 2020! Organized by date this time instead of age. According to John, this is the best thing I ever put on this blog... and I have to say that I agree!

Brooke: "Mommy I want to get the raisins."

Deb getting Aaron to sleep: "Can you ask David to help get them please?"

Brooke: "No. David is a little kid named David. He can't help me."

1-2-20

 

David: "Wait... It's Aaron's birthday tomorrow?! He was born so close to his birthday!"

1-3-20

John was staring at the paint on the ceiling. David: "What are you doing?... Are you socializing?"

1-4-20

 

Deb after reading a fancy Nancy book to Brooke: "What would you decide to wear if you wanted to be fancy?"

Brooke: "...pajamas."

1-5-20

 

David while looking down: "Mommy, I had another tough choice to make at recess today..."

Deb: "Yeah? What was it?"

David: "I had to choose whether to be in the Mandalorian club or the Star Wars club."

Deb: "Ok. Well, what do they do in each club?"

David: "In the Mandalorian club you can only play things from the Mandalorian and the star wars club can only be stuff from star wars."

Deb: "Well you should probably do the Mandalorian club because that's the only one you've seen."

David: "Nuh uh! I've seen Lego Star Wars and Phineas and Ferb Star Wars! I know Star Wars!"

1-15-20

 

David: "Would you rather have superman in your life? Or have three sharks attacking you?"

John: "Superman."

David: "But he can't hear you! He's in the world but he can never help you."

John: "But I still don't want sharks attacking me."

David: "But there's policemen."

John: "How many policemen do you know that stop shark attacks?"

David: "Lifeguards?"

1-26-20

 

Deb: "Those are big little baby poops Aaron. Yucky!"

Brooke: "Uh huh. That's the mommy poop and that's the daddy poop and those are the three baby poops."

Deb: "That's gross Brookie, don't say that."

Brooke: "That's the family options."

1-30-20

 

David: "Mommy, look at my hairstyle."

Deb: "Did you put gel in it?"

David: "No."

Deb: "What'd you put in it?"

David: "Sweat."

Deb: ...

2-1-20

 

Brooke: "Mommy, I'm trying to decide what to be when I grow up. Maybe a choo choo train?..." (Pauses, thinking)

Deb: "What about being a mommy?"

Brooke: "Umm... No. That won't make me happy all the days." (Thinks a little longer) "I know! I'll be a ballerina when I grow up! And you can be a choo choo train when you grow up since I'm not going to be one!"

Deb: "Thanks."

2-27-20

Brooke's favorite word in February was "fabulous". Countless times she would say things like, "That looks fabulous!" Or "Mommy, do I look fabulous?!"

2-29-20

 

David: "I got in trouble because I knocked on a classroom door at recess."

John: "Did you get sent to the principal’s office?"

David: "Yeah. There was one good thing and one bad thing. There were really comfy chairs... but I was in the principal’s office, so..."

3-8-20

 

While telling Brooke the princess and the pea story

Brooke: "Wait. What's the princess's name?"

Deb: "What do you think her name should be?"

Brooke: "Jenny"

Deb: "Why? Because she's a pretty princess?"

Brooke: "Yeah. She was born a princess!"

She also asked what the prince's name was and throwing out the first name I could think of I said Kyle.

Brooke said: "Oh... That's a GREAT name."

3-8-20

 

Deb going over common core standards while deciding what extra stuff to teach David because of the mandatory home schooling from the coronavirus: "Do you understand how to make good decisions?"

David: "Yeah"

Deb: "How do you make good decisions?"

David: "Do you want a poison cookie?... No."

Deb: "...Good job." 

Later in the conversation, Deb: "Your actions affect people around you too. So what's something you could do that would affect me?"

David: "...do you want a cookie?"

3-22-20

Deb telling Brooke a story: "Once upon a time there was a princess named..."

Brooke: "Ariel."

Deb: "Ok. Ariel. And she was sad because..."

Brooke: "All her teeth fell out!"

Deb: "..."

3-31-20

 

Deb: "David, you're getting taller again. Can you stop growing? Are you sure you want to be tall?"

David: "Yeah. The only reason I want to be tall is so I can reach the syrup whenever I want."

4-19-20

 

David playing with Brooke and holding a toy duck (pretending it was talking): "I accidentally gave myself a haircut and now I look like this..." The duck had what looked like a curly mohawk.

5-3-20

Brooke: "Mommy, I can't fit under that shelf with my barbie!"

Deb: "Well maybe you can try a different one. How about the table?"

Brooke: "No, that one's too big."

Deb: "How about the bathroom cupboard?"

Brooke: "No. That one's too small."

Deb: "How about the kitchen cupboard?"

Brooke: "...No. That one's too... Lame."

5-6-20

 

John: "Keep practicing riding your bike. Practice makes perfect."

David: "No dad. Practice doesn't make perfect. Practice makes better practice. Only Jesus is prefect."

5-16-20

 

While waiting at John's work to pick him up.

Brooke: "Is this the park?"

Deb: "No, we have to pick up daddy so we can go to the park."

David: "Yeah, and that guy's not daddy because he has a beard and daddy doesn't have a beard. But he does have a little fur that kind of looks like a beard..."

5-27-20

 

Brooke: "Mommy, I've been looking everywhere and I can't find my stupid shoes!"

Deb: "You can't find them? Well, did you try looking for your smart shoes?"

Brooke: "Yeah, and I can't find them either!"

6-21-20

 

Deb: "Do you remember when my tummy was big and Aaron was in it?"

David: "Yeah. Grandpa was still a little fatter than you."

Deb: "Well someday when you're his age you might be too. Sometimes that's just what happens when you get older."

Brooke: "Why is everybody fat?!?"

Deb: "Sometimes it's because they don't exercise and eat not good foods. That's why we want you to not eat candy all the time. So you'll be healthy."

David: "I actually really like being skinny. You know why? Because it's easier to find hiding spots for hide and seek!"

6-21-20

 

David after Deb signed him up for swim lessons: "Mommy, do you know if there's anyone that teaches bike riding lessons too?"

Deb: "Yeah, I think I know a guy that does." *calls John*

John: "Hello?"

Deb: "Hey! My son David was wondering if he could sign up for your bike riding lessons."

John: "Yeah, I think I can fit him into my schedule this week." :)

David after hanging up: "Wait, was that daddy?? Does he really teach bike riding? Like does he say online that he teaches it?"

Deb: "No, but he can make an exception for one of his favorite kiddos." :)

7-27-20

Brooke in a quiet voice with conviction while Debbie was telling her a bedtime story about a princess: "I am a princess."

8-7-20

 

Deb: "What did you wish for when you blew out your candles?"

David: "Mommy! She can't tell you or it won't come true!"

Deb: "I think it'll be ok."

Brooke: "I wished for a pink barbie!"

About 30 second later, Grandma brought Brooke a birthday present from her. Brooke opened it up and it was a Barbie in a sparkly pink dress. 

David in quiet amazement whispers to himself: "It came true!"

8-8-20

 

Brooke: "Julia, why didn't you sleep on the sofa upstairs last night?"

Julia: "Because it still smelled like perfume, so I slept downstairs." Brooke had spilled perfume on the sofa the night before.

Brooke: "Julia, I am so proud of you for being so brave and sleeping down here alone!"

8-10-20

 

Brooke while sitting on a timeout: "Mommy, I have an idea. How about you let me off timeout and then I'll take you on a nice walk. And we can eat ice cream and walk with all your friends! How about that?"

8-24-20

 

Dinner after David's first day of second grade Debbie: "So, what did you do at recess today? Did you get to play with your friend Charlie?"

David: "Just like the good ol' days I caught grasshoppers with Charlie." (David was referring to first grade as "the good ol' days")

8-26-20

 

While driving from UT to CA, Brooke was watching a movie on the DVD player. We had to slow down to turn around after thinking we missed the turn off. Brooke looked up, saw we were in the middle of Nevada and said matter of factly, "We are way lost."

9-4-20

David took a month of swimming lessons this summer but was still not quite ready to swim in deep water without floaties. While swimming at Grandma and Grandpa Grimes' house, David was getting onto the step on the side of the middle of the pool: "Come on! Face your fears! Be brave! You can do this! Face your fears!!"

Deb: "No! David!"

David pushed off into the middle of the pool and was able to swim all the way back to the shallow end with Deb standing anxiously by. It freaked Deb out who didn't know he could dog paddle that well yet!

9-8-20

 

Brooke: "Mommy you need to teach me to be a good girl so I can be good because princesses are good."

Deb: "And you're a princess, right?"

Brooke: "Yep."

9-14-20

 

Brooke: "I need to have a sister next not a brother."

Deb: "But if it's a boy, it'll be like having another Aaron. You'll just have another prince to play with instead of a princess."

Brooke: "No, it has to be a girl. Then I can dance with David, you can dance with daddy, and Aaron can dance with the new sister. We have to have another princess."

9-14-20

Deb tried a new recipe for white chicken chili that didn't turn out very good. David during dinner: "Mommy, do you agree with me? This is the worst one you've ever made."

9-21-20

 

David: "Do I have school today?"

Deb: "No."

David: "Was it canceled??"

Deb: "No, it's Saturday. It's your free day off."

David: "Then I guess my prayer worked."

9-26-20

Deb: "I have to buy more winter gloves. How do we keep losing them all!"

Brooke: "It's because that mean guy, that weird guy, that guy that maybe doesn't believe in God took all our gloves!"

Brooke was talking about a mean kid that kept taking her toys at a friend’s house.

10-25-20

 

David and Brooke did a lot of painting over the weekend and decided to hang up their pictures as an art gallery. My favorite part is the animal cracker someone tapped up with it. Haha!

11-6-20

Aaron learned how to give a thumbs up. At first he would stick his thumb and pointer finger out, but after a while he figured out how to only stick out his thumb. Now, if I ever ask him how's he's doing or sometimes if he's sees us looking at him, he'll give us a thumbs up. 

Nov 2020

Brooke: "Mommy, Santa can't give you a new hairdo."

Deb: "Ok... Do I need one?"

Brooke: "No. Your hair is really pretty."

David: "Well, I think you do. I want it to be fancier."

12-11-20

Within the last month, Aaron has learned a new face to make while charging Daddy to wrestle with him. He will tip his head down and look at John with an intense face that looks like him imitating a bull getting ready to charge. It is so cute! (although also a little creepy in picture form... lol.)

12-20-20